A couple of signs your wife is a little upset with you

It's never good to arrive at work and get a voice mail that starts "First, NEVER EVER ________ again. Second......" And the voicemail ends at point 15 or so, I lost interest after the first 15 seconds.

You hear your wife say "I'll be glad when you are back in Detroit."

Or "You are only good for one thing, and lately you aren't doing that right!"

Thing #2 asks "Why did Mommy tell Aunt Mary you are an idiot?"

Thing #1, who is grounded, says "I am glad Mom is mad at you and not me."




Now to figure out what I have done.