Monday, June 20, 2011


"If you are a real man, you dont eat steak without some form of potato." - Uncle Willie

Monday, October 06, 2008

Okay, just to let you know...

Thing #1 started complaining about his ankle hurting him. Being the wonderful father I am I told him to man up and deal with it until it started swelling up and then I took him to the emergency room. They found a what they think is a "unicameral bone cyst" in his heal. The scary part is that the orthopedic surgeon keeps talking the big C word and then saying he doesn't think it is the big C word. Anyway, the cyst is getting bigger and not smaller so Thursday, we take him in for a bone graft. That way he wont shatter his heal when he acts like a mad man. This whole thing has been a pain in my @$$ and Thing #1's ankle. Anyway I hope things get back to normal soon.

Worse thing I can think is that the cadaver bone came from an evil person and Thing #1 ends up with a zombie foot.

Thursday, August 14, 2008


First they find the Chumpacabra and now Bigfoot! I'm getting my fishing pole and going after Nessie.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

On second thought,

I think I will eat dog!

DOG may have been banned from menus at Beijing's Olympic Games but Brits can
still scoff a stomach churning array of food - including SEAL PENIS

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

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