The Anti-Christ? Maybe....

It is one explanation for the way Thing 2 acts.

Here are the facts:

1) In all her pictures she has red eyes.

2) She had a strange birthmark on her head that had to be removed.*

3) She used to punch Thing 1 in the head and then giggle as she sent herself to the corner.**

4) When we go to church she points at Christ on the Cross and says "I'm scared."***

5) She recently projectile vomited like the girl from the exorcist.****

6) She is really sweet and innocent looking, which causes me to overlook all her evil deeds. (Face it, the devil cant convince most people to commit atrocities with red skin, horns and a pointy tail. Charisma and charm is needed)

Now all the facts without the spin
* The birthmark was a Nevis on her cheek not 666 on her forehead.
** She stopped once she realized she was hurting her brother she was 1 to 2 years old when she was punching him in the head.
*** I told her that the person on the cross was the last person to misbehave in church.
**** We had the flu bug rip through the household and it effect on the children reminded me of the exorcist which in turn caused this post.

Just so we get this straight, my daughter is not really the AntiChrist, I just found the similarities amusing. There is no need to hold a prayer vigil outside my house.