Your not going to WHAT???

My 4 year old daughter came home from preschool the other day and this is how our conversation went.

Daughter - Daddy I have a boyfriend.

Me - What????

Daughter - I have a friend that is a boy.

Me - Oh

Daughter - Yes, Jake feeds me grapes and pushes me on the swing.

Me - He does?

Daughter - don't worry Daddy, I'm not going to kiss him. (At this point there is hysterical laughter from my wife, daughter and son. Apparently the look on my face was "priceless".)

We move forward to THIS MORNING:

Daughter on the phone - Daddy its Jakes birthday.

Me - It is?

Daughter - Do I have to give him a birthday kiss? (Again followed by hysterical laughter)

She has figured out how to push my buttons, even over long distances.