My life, only without the beer

A man came home from work, sat down in his  favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a  beer before it starts."She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a  beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another  beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but  brought him a beer. When it was  gone, he said, "Quick, another beer  before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard!   You waltz in here,flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then  expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook  and clean and wash and iron all day long? "The husband sighed.   "Oh shit, it's started."