Guts or Balls....

There is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the 'lads', being met by your wife with a broom, and having the gut s to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the 'lads', smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

This should clear up any confusion about definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death

Thanks Charlie, now we know.