I have been negligent

If you hate cleaning the bathroom, Judy is for you!

Keeper Ann Rademacher says Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet. Rademacher says the 37-year-old Judy was a house
pet before the zoo acquired her in 1988, so she may have been familiar with
housekeeping chores. Judy wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge.

I still don't trust her, she is a evil primate after all.

This, is how my little brother happened! Well except he isn't a chimp and we knew who the father was!

SHREVEPORT, La. (AP) -- In a mysterious bit of monkey business, a female at a chimpanzee sanctuary has given birth, despite the fact that the facility's entire male chimp population has had vasectomies.

Now managers at Chimp Haven are planning a paternity test for the seven males who lived in a group with Teresa, a wild-born chimpanzee in her late 40s who had the baby girl last week.

Workers have started collecting hair samples from the chimps for testing. Once they identify the father, it's back to the operating room for him.

Several chimps are in hiding!

Thanks Josh