Vote Early, Vote Often

My father is running for Township Supervisor in Delta Pennsylvania. Today is election day. I called him Sunday to wish him luck. The phone call went like this.

Me - Hey, isn't the election this week?

Dad - Yes, Tuesday.

Me - Are you going to win?

Dad - How should I know?

Me - don't you have any polls?

Dad - Sure, I asked your Mother and Grandmother who they were going to vote for and I am going to get 50% of the vote.

Me - I just got off the phone with Meme (my grandmother) and she told me she isn't voting for you. She said you work harder now that you are retired than when you were working. She says its for your own good.

Dad - Yah, just like when she used to spank me!

Both of us laughed for a couple of seconds

Dad - Did you know she put my opponents sign up in the front yard? And she is working on his campain?

Me - Ha ha ha ha ha

Dad - ................

Me - Are you serious?

Dad - YES!!!

Me - Good Luck, Your gonna need it!

If my dad knows what is good for him, he will lose the election.