According to this site, I can tell who is evil and by how much. How is that possible?"Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God's number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 ... I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel. Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God's watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct."
So I entered several blog addresses and :
Me - 35% evil, not the pure evil my ex-girlfriends thought I was.*
TR - 34% evil, come on woman you can be more evil than that.
The Jade - 31% evil, and entertaining.
Sugar - Probably so evil the site is scared to give me a rating. An error occurred when I put in her URL.
Doobs - 31% evil, what a wimp!
Steve in the city - 17% evil, Probably because his blog is either dead or in a coma. He doesn't update it anymore.
* This post move me up to 55% evil. I am starting to feel a little better about myself.
Everything is fine
Why do you ask?
4 comments:
Only 34%? That thing is broken.
Face it, you are only slightly evil. With a little effort we can fix that.
Bring it.
First I have to swear you to secrecy and teach you the secret handshake.
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