Updates

First, Congratulations to Doobs. Apparently he was a hit with the DOE crowd.

Second, yes Sugar, most of the time men's eyes tend to wander downward.

Third, here is a joke my Grandmother told the preacher after Mother's Day services.

This old retired lady used to put $5 in the collection plate every Sunday. All of the sudden she started putting $2000 in every Sunday. The preacher was concerned that she may not be able to afford the tithe, asked "Are you sure you can afford to give that much money? You are on a fixed income."

The old lady replied,"Oh, my son started his new job and he sends me money every week. I am still only tithing 5%."

The preacher asks"Wow, I didn't think your son had a job that paid that well. What is his new job and how can he afford it?"

The old lady said "I think he is a veterinarian, he said he just opened two more cat houses."