Education

I learned these things today:

1.) Don't laugh when a presentation has Assess misspelled as asses.

2.) If you need your powerpoint animation to work, it wont.

3.) Eating fruit can be overdone

4.) When you see a lot of blood on the restroom floor, don't say "I've seen gunshot wounds produce less blood", it upsets the people around you.

5.) Say "no" when your wife asks if you are trying to piss her off. Silence is not good enough.


Guess which transgressions I committed.