Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy VD

Valentines Day not venerial disease.

Most men look forward to Valentines Day as much as they look forward to catching VD, maybe less because it isnt as much fun. There is a tremendous amount of pressure to be romantic. The problem is that, you cant be romantic if you are pressured to be romantic. In the background, everyone is thinking "This is only being done because it's Valentines Day."

Now that I have said that, I have one question. Who convinced women that it is romantic to be given severed reproductive organs (flowers)? Seems like an awfully sick thing and very far from romantic.

2 comments:

VelvetJinxx said...

No, dude, I got an email telling me I was worth a nickel.

Ain't I special?

State of Confusion (Steve #2) said...

I would have said at least a quarter. Any more than that and my wife would have noticed the money missing.

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