Thanksgiving Report

Since Sugar is in China, I thought I should do this report by the numbers.

Number of:
Miles driven - 2152
Hours spent in the car - 36
Houses visited - 3
Graves visited - 2 (one empty)
Relatives present - 63
Maximum number of relatives at any given time - 41
Turkeys eaten on thanksgiving - 3
Hams eaten on thanksgiving - 1
Pies eaten - 5
Cakes eaten - 3
Side Dishes - 11
Rabbits I killed Thanksgiving morning - 4
Rabbits I ate for lunch on Thanksgiving day - .25*

*Thanksgiving morning my grandmother said "Its been a long time since I've had rabbit. Why don't you go out and get one and I'll fry it up." Since, I am willing to do anything for my grandmother. I went out and killed 4 cute little rabbits with sad brown eyes and gum drop noses. They were tasty. Unfortunately my relatives showed up and I had to share.