It is illegal to:
1) Annoy black squirrels in Council Bluffs.
2) Awaken a sleeping bear to take its photograph in Alaska. (Not to mention bad for your health)
3) Educate dogs in Connecticut. (No Algebra for Fido)
4) Use bullets as currency in Massachusetts.
5) Lasso fish in Tennessee
Remember, as one Judge told me in traffic court - "Ignorance of the law is no excuse." YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Everything is fine
Why do you ask?
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