Answers to the Quiz

1) Right now you are wearing. . .
A. Slick urban threads
B. Tee shirt and panties
C. Sci-fi white lab coat & geeky goggles

Answer D. Bib overalls and combat boots (okay, I am wearing them along with a Sci-fi white lab coat & geeky goggles)

2) Your primary goal is to . . .
A. Duck the boss
B. Duck the draft
C. Watch E! television and eat Doritos

Answer D. Get drunk and watch the bug zapper

3) Your favorite author is
A. Tom Wolfe or John Irving
B. Jack Kerouac/Sylvia Plath/Something else standard-issue hot
C. The guy who draws those Dilbert cartoons

Answer D. Sugar

So, Am I a Dork? If I am you should see Steve #1.