Thursday, June 10, 2004

Am I in trouble?

I overheard my wife saying this prayer last night.

"Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN "

I immediately canceled her gym membership.

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