Thar be monsters here!!!

In the old days, when the world was flat, European cartographers assumed that monsters lived in the unexplored regions of the world. Last night on the way back from Ann Arbor, I took a wrong turn and was lost in the deepest darkest regions of WESTERN Michigan. Along the highway I saw a sign that said travelers information center ahead. I pulled into the information center and walked up the map posted on the bulletin board. I began looking for the "you are here" arrow. I found the arrow. It was placed off the western edge of the map. I had apparently traveled into uncharted territory. I then discovered the fear that Christopher Columbus's men must have encountered. The monster I discovered was a man playing with himself in the men's room. So unlike Columbus I turned around and high tailed it back to familiar ground.