A Simple Rule

Justin may have lost his mind and was overheard saying "What is it about a suction cup that leads people to believe it's an acceptable method for attaching things together? We know they are eventually going to fall off, and then require multiple tries to get them to stay. To generalize, a straight guy would never endorse their use after all, you can't even use power tools to install them!"

Just remember one simple rule. Don't do ANYTHING John Wayne wouldn't do! I do believe John Wayne never used a suction cup.