Once again I tried giving up celibacy and my wife vetoed it. I suggested I give up monogamy to see if she would change her mind. She suggested I give up breathing and demonstrated how she was going to help me stop.
Once I removed her hands from my neck I settled on giving up Candy, Pastries and all other goodies. Wish me luck I am going to need it. I may actually take up exercising. I figure if I get back into shape (other than bad) maybe the wife will change her mind about giving up celibacy for lent.
Think it might work?
Everything is fine
Why do you ask?
2 comments:
Well, I'm giving up cookies, so I can sympathize!
Jennifer,
Were have you been? I will be in Detroit on the 7th and 8th.
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