What happened while I was gone?
- I had a 102 ° F fever, Thing 1 and Thing 2 had strep and my lovely wife had the full blown flu.
- Thing 2 was knocked over so many times during the Christmas shopping rush that she sat down in the middle of the isle and cried so I took her home and my wife now has a day at the spa because I could buy that online.
- I was able to keep the 300 lb air hockey table a secret, but I think I blew out my back getting it up the stairs.
- The air hockey table broke so I had to take it apart and return it. I think this gave me a hernia.
- Daisy ripped apart my shed trying to get at a raccoon that was hiding under it.
- Thing 1 almost poked his eye out with his spring loaded live action light saber.
- Our one dollar plastic lawn manger scene was vandalized and unfortunately the stupid vandals couldn't figure out how to break any of it so they set a birth scene instead of a manger scene.
- Smoked a turkey and it turned out tasty.
All in all a good holiday!
2 comments:
#7- That's funnier than stealing it!
I was hoping they would steal the thing. I have to fix the wiring every year and it is a royal pain in the a$$.
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