Thanksgiving Break By the Numbers

Miles driven - 2738
Bathroom breaks - 14 (on the road)
Flat tires - 1
Relatives at dinner ~ 80
Pounds of Turkey - 52
Whole Hams - 2
Crock pots full of beans - 4
Tables full of deserts - 3
Oysters eaten - DOZENS
Blue crabs eaten - 2 bushels
Times I was told to behave - 8
Times I told Thing 1 and Thing 2 to behave - 3
Cousins I had to threaten with death - 1
Cousins I had to beat - 2
Times I kissed and hugged my Grandmother and told her I loved her - A LOT (I lost count)
Times my mother upset my wife - 0 (a holiday miracle)
States visited - 5
Times I had to use Spanish - 6
Blogs I missed reading - 3
Times I over ate - 5
Rabbits killed - 1 (rabbit hunting is a Thanksgiving morning tradition)
Rabbits eaten - 3
Times I ate Meme's biscuits and gravy for breakfast - 5
Good memories - too numerous to count.