Gun Safety Tips

1. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as towards people you don't like.
2. A child may get a hold of your gun and hurt someone. WHY? Because, they are dumb. Get rid of your dumb children to protect your guns.
3. No matter how responsible she seems, or how nice she asks never give your gun to this person or this person. However, it is safe to give them to me. Really, it is!
4. If guns make you nervous, drink alcohol or do drugs before handling them.
5. To check and see if the gun is loaded it is customary to open the breach and look to see if the barrel is empty. If you cannot open the breach, you can put the barrel against your head and pull the trigger.
6. When shooting objects off of peoples heads, remember to aim low.
7. When buying your first gun, don't get excited and run around yelling "I have a gun, I have a gun!"
8. Never walk through downtown Baltimore carrying a shotgun while asking every police officer you see where the nearest gun store is because "I need ALOT of ammunition."